Tony from AZ!!!
In terms of “most votes” – Nasty dominated the competition with 3,455 (52.9%) of the votes. Seriously, the rest of you guys didn’t stand a chance. Because Nasty is a Really Cool Guy, he dedicated his winnings to Tony who – lets be honest here – totally deserves it.
Coming in 2nd place, EmmaLee‘s five o’clock shadow had 1,328 votes (20.4%). And Nicholas‘ Lindy Ruff came in 3rd with 681 votes (10.4%). Nice work, everybody!
I’ve already ordered some Pretty Snazzy Trophies for our winners, the chocolate is sitting in my fridge looking all delicious (I haven’t eaten it!!!), and if Carp ever gets his aasen to the post office then all the prizes should be good to go sometime next week.
The rest of you non-winners will also be getting something for your participation. It won’t be Snazzy, but it’s still Kinda Cool! Please email me (zetterburger at gmail dot com) your address if I don’t already have it.
Thank you so much to everyone who participated! What a blast! I’m so looking forward to doing this again next year… hopefully the beards will grow wild and crazy until June and we will all celebrate with a big parade! Rangers in 2013!!! Until then…


HAHAHAHA!!! I love it. That and the porn star rack next to DeBoring. Priceless!!
Yay Tony! Yay Nasty!!!!!!!!!
Yeah mama, thanks for everything
Thanks Nasty for the donation of your prize, no one deserved to win this more than me. My face was itching me for more than five weeks, Icaught the nurses trying to shave me many times while I was sleeping, luckily the Hockey Gods were watching over me
Atta boy, Tony!
Tony, hang in there buddy. It is my pleasure to dedicate the prize to you. You have many people thinking about you and wishing you well. Keep kicking ass!
The best thing about that picture is that Ronnie & Sammi are totally irrelevant.
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