Quick clarification, folks! Anyone and anything is allowed to enter The Contest. Beards can be grown, glued-on, knit, taped, weaved, photoshopped, sewed, dreamed, illustrated, soldered, stapled, or created in any imaginable way, shape, or form. It’s a Beard Festivus for the rest of us.
I will NOT be entering the contest this year, which means any of you have a good fighting chance. Oh, don’t look so disappointed.
You still got ’til puck drop on Thursday… so you bettah WERK! Email entries to firstname.lastname@example.org