Today is your last day to enter The 3rd Sometimes Annual Paul Mara Tribute Rabies Awareness Playoff Beard Contest and Picnic Extravaganza!!! Get ’em in before puck drop tonight folks (7:00EST), or it’ll be too late.
Once again, folks of any age, shape, or intergalactic origin are encouraged to enter. The Zetterburger does not discriminate. Your ability to win this contest will be based solely on your ability to win this contest. If nobody wins I will flip a coin or give all the prizes to Carp.
Email your “before” pic to firstname.lastname@example.org
If you need a little inspiration, here’s the winner from last year: