Hey, what’s that on your face? Well, turn that frown upside down! No one can see it anyways, under that massive hair-mask you’re wearing.
In beard-related news, Brandon “Underbite” Prust is clearly leading the Rangers in Beard Awesomeness.
But wait! Where did THIS come from?
Not to get ahead of myself, but that beard looks like it wants to fight Mike Richards. Aaand in conclusion, the Brandons are awesome.
Just a reminder, the Zetterburger has a tweet dot com thing, or whatever. Please follow it and send it beard updates, pictures of delicious foods, and puppies. It’s over there —>
P.S. This! In which the word “heteronormative” makes it onto my 2nd favorite hockey blog!