YOU ARE THE WORST.
YOU ARE THE WORST.
Tony from AZ!!!
In terms of “most votes” – Nasty dominated the competition with 3,455 (52.9%) of the votes. Seriously, the rest of you guys didn’t stand a chance. Because Nasty is a Really Cool Guy, he dedicated his winnings to Tony who – lets be honest here – totally deserves it.
Coming in 2nd place, EmmaLee‘s five o’clock shadow had 1,328 votes (20.4%). And Nicholas‘ Lindy Ruff came in 3rd with 681 votes (10.4%). Nice work, everybody!
I’ve already ordered some Pretty Snazzy Trophies for our winners, the chocolate is sitting in my fridge looking all delicious (I haven’t eaten it!!!), and if Carp ever gets his aasen to the post office then all the prizes should be good to go sometime next week.
The rest of you non-winners will also be getting something for your participation. It won’t be Snazzy, but it’s still Kinda Cool! Please email me (zetterburger at gmail dot com) your address if I don’t already have it.
Thank you so much to everyone who participated! What a blast! I’m so looking forward to doing this again next year… hopefully the beards will grow wild and crazy until June and we will all celebrate with a big parade! Rangers in 2013!!! Until then…
Congrats to the winners and a very happy 26th birthday to our dear friend (and 4th place winner!), Carp! Prizes will be on their way shortly!
So here’s how this is gonna work, folks. I’ll put the poll in the next post and you can vote for Tony, I mean “The Winner” until the contest ends. The polls will close Friday, June 8th, at 5:00PM EST.
Prizes for the Top Three include:
And I’m pretty sure the losers are gonna win something as well. Because here at The Zetterburger, everyone’s a winner… even the losers!
Hey, what’s that on your face? Well, turn that frown upside down! No one can see it anyways, under that massive hair-mask you’re wearing.
In beard-related news, Brandon “Underbite” Prust is clearly leading the Rangers in Beard Awesomeness.
But wait! Where did THIS come from?
Not to get ahead of myself, but that beard looks like it wants to fight Mike Richards. Aaand in conclusion, the Brandons are awesome.
Just a reminder, the Zetterburger has a tweet dot com thing, or whatever. Please follow it and send it beard updates, pictures of delicious foods, and puppies. It’s over there —>
P.S. This! In which the word “heteronormative” makes it onto my 2nd favorite hockey blog!
I’ve been meaning to post this for a while, but we have a late entry to the 3PMPB Contest:
Big game tonight, folks. LETS GO RANGERS & LETS GO TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!