Nasty: The look on his face says it all. Not only is the season over, but that beard is over with it. I need a drink.
CCCP: Wanna know why he’s smiling? Because he took this picture on May 18th. That’s right. He shaved his beard WHILE THE RANGERS WERE STILL IN THE PLAYOFFS. Boo this man.
Manny: The Playoffs were really, really tough on Manny.
Carp: Don’t mess with Carp. That’s how you get your head knocked off, son.
Also, extra points for the upper beard.
4everanger: He writes, “Damn, I wanted to grow it longer and bigger.” THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
Wicky: They grow up so fast.
Little Wegian: He morphed into Brian Boyle. Awesome! Video to come.
Lindy Ruff. I mean, Nicholas.
Noah: Solid effort, sir. Guh. Is anyone else getting depressed all over again? Where’s that beer I wanted?
BANJ: I don’t know what to say, man…
Casey: AHAHAAA! When I saw this, I laughed so hard I peed my Belly Band!
Alec Berg: He had a decent Boyler going for a minute, “but axed the bottom half in a drunken rage post-game.” Totally understandable.
EmmaLee: True, she can lose both her legs in a car crash and walk it off, but Playoff stress makes her hair curl.
Tony from AZ: I don’t really have the words here. Tony is one of the sweetest, funniest, toughest, most-loved, wise ass Rangers fans I have ever had the privilege of meeting. Keep working hard and kicking ass, Tony. And for prust sake, would you put some fucking pants on?
So here’s how this is gonna work, folks. I’ll put the poll in the next post and you can vote for Tony, I mean “The Winner” until the contest ends. The polls will close Friday, June 8th, at 5:00PM EST.
Prizes for the Top Three include:
And I’m pretty sure the losers are gonna win something as well. Because here at The Zetterburger, everyone’s a winner… even the losers!